polyur: “You’re the same age you’ll have plenty in common”
best-of-funny: i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot X
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
best-of-funny: roughrimjob: when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind X
best-of-funny: jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore X
yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t. “I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t
“ I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist...– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via creatingaquietmind) Cracked.com is my favorite, and David Wong’s articles are always a fantastic read. (via plainjanefaye)
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
1612th: it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
doglets: actually all of my systems are nervous
Now I feel better since I’m at home..
Is it that bad that I feel a need to be in my own home right now, I’m more restless while I’m not there right, like I’m on edge about not being home and that’s all I can think about is sitting at home. In my house, my safe place, the place that I know everything about. I do feel bad I suppose for wanting to leave this early, but I can help it, I feel so strange not being at...
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
best-of-funny: tastetheaids: thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.” “You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all...
finnxodairr: do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
ostracizedpoodle: sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff